Upcoming Big Screen Spider-Man Might Have A Boyfriend

My suspicion that all superheroes are way gayer than the fake news media is willing to acknowledge is vindicated now that we know an upcoming Spider-Man might be a Spider-Mo! According to We Got This Covered a live-action Spider-Verse movie is in the works, and it will feature all three modern-day Spider-Men - Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland.

Spider-Threeway? Not so much. But Andrew Garfield will be reincarnated as a bisexual Spider-Man, allegedly, and we might even meet his boyfriend:

...The studio is developing a live-action Spider-Verse movie. As you’d expect, the hook would be that it would unite Holland with his predecessors, Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield. We’re also hearing that Sony is particularly keen on getting Garfield back, as they want to portray his version of the hero as bisexual and give him a boyfriend in the film.

One of my best friends has a huge thing for Andrew Garfield, but I hope I'm not alone in thinking Tom Holland would make a better LGBTQ Spider-Man. He's the one that wanted a gay Spider-Man in the first place, plus I've already dedicated too much time fantasizing about him being a relentlessly dominating gay cum whore top. So I have to do that all over again with Andrew Garfield? I hate homework.

What do you guys think of this Spider-Verse idea? Andrew Garfield has already gay baited the house down (remember his "I have an openness to any impulses that may arise within me at any time" schtick) so I can definitely believe that he would take on this role. But it's like, is that what the world needs? Maybe!*

*Not