Shirtless. Nolan. Gould. Is. Back. Baby.

 

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A series of unfortunate events. Both halves of my sunglasses were recovered shortly after. Throwback to an amazing trip at @wpuntademita

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Feb 4, 2020 at 2:31pm PST

Nolan "Gould-to-the-last-flop" Gouldy-two-shoes" Gould is finally back after an excruciatingly long hiatus and I. AM. LYVING! The last time Hollywood's snarkiest starlet delivered any remotely pornographic content was back in September - when we saw his gay porn rock climbing bubble butt. If you're looking for the last time Nolan went shirtless, that was all the way back in freaking June. Needless to say, we were getting a tad parched.

Our thirst has finally been quenched thanks to these three new shirtless pics of Nolan getting decimated by a wave on vacation! Yeah baby, I'll decimate you with my wave. Yes we see our favorite cub's hairy chest and iconically shabby shoulders, but Nolan's latest is really about the feet. In fact one of Nolan's fans even left the comment:

Woooow nice feet

Wooow indeed. Now that Nolan has wrapped up his final season of Modern Family, maybe he can do a scandalous coming-of-age indie ala Call Me By Your Name. Or like, gay foot porn.

 

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A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Jun 14, 2019 at 10:20am PDT

 

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dont you wish girlfriend hot like me #dehydration

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Dec 22, 2018 at 11:46pm PST