Andrew Garfield’s Big Cock In Viral Video Is Probably Fake Ya’ll So CHILL

Andrew Garfield’s new movie looks interesting pic.twitter.com/OUvHZUu2td

— The Late-Night Blog (@late_night_blog) January 23, 2020

The Gay Internet isn't necessarily known for its factual reportage, as evident by the fact that many gay men are currently lactating themselves over Andrew Garfield's Muppet nose cock as seen in this gay-viral video. 

Garfield was caught filming some would-be-nude scene in the middle of the sidewalk, and while at first glance the thirst in your might overtake logical thinking and have you believe you're seeing Andrew Garfield's fluffed the fluff out cock, his real junk is probably tucked into nude panties. We're simply seeing a prosthetic lump that will most likely get some sort of CGI treatment before the project hits theaters.

And what project is Andrew Garfield going fake nude for exactly? The Gay Internet is telling us the movie could be Tick, Tick... Boom, but we already went over the sitch with the Gay Internet and reality. They live in a completely ungrounded dream world where Andrew Garfield shows his big flopping penis in the middle of the sidewalk. So delusional. Now excuse me, I have some fan fiction to write about a certain Mr. Tom Holland destroying a certain Mr. Nick Jonas!