[WATCH: "All Saints Chapter Two: Scene One" - Cockyboys]

We now jump two years forward in time in Chapter 2 of Cockyboys' "All Saints" series. I know you don't care about all that, so I'll re-iterate that Calvin Banks and Carter dane - two of Cockyboys' best models - are in a scene together.

Does Calvin Banks fucking carter dane even need a hyping up or conflated scene dialogue?

Fun fact about me: I don't own a TV.

But I spend most of my time blogging about porn, working out too much, trying to become an instagram celebrity (follow me @theshawnmonroe), and traveling around the country escorting and giving massages that I don't have time to sit down and binge watch shows.

Porn stars are my celebrities, and last week was about the first time I got to sit down and REALLY enjoy a porn scene in a while.

And as much as we talk about awkward dialogue in porn and contrived scenes, the new "All Saints" series SHOULD feel like a breath of fresh air.

It's well produced but still has some hot sex. But it just feels...stale. I don't want to sit down and watch all four of these scenes, whether be separate or together.

Do you watch porn for the dialogue, the sex, or both?

Not only that, but why release something that is perfectly timed for Halloween the day after Halloween?

With what seems like it will be 3 subsequent scenes after this one? Thank god the sex is hot.

Looks like Francois Sagat and Ricky Roman will be in the next scene of "All Saints"

From Cockyboys:

We circle back to the beginning of ALL SAiNTS! It's now two years later, when at the religious studies institute in New Orleans, Adrian de-briefed The Banker about his encounter with a celestial being. Adrian has returned to New Orleans where he and the auditor are reunited, and though they've moved on in unexpected ways, there's still an unresolved attraction.

In the middle of a moonlit night, Carter has a strange experience and by morning he's had a change of heart. He goes to Calvin, who is already playing with his morning wood and takes the giant cock in hand to stroke it. They keep going only to stop twice and engage in increasingly passionate kissing. Willingly dominated by Calvin, Carter sits on his cock and rides him.

Carter soon wants to see Calvin's face and after he turns around and gets deep-throated, he lies on his back for a final fucking. Pursuing it further results in a heart-pounding climax and a psychic scream that echoes across the centuries.

I don't know about you, but if you're like me and occasionally like to sit down and watch a porn, this will be for you.

But I'm an enigma and you're probably not like me, so whatever. Skip to the good parts and have a nice jerk.

I've said twice that you don't care about the "All Saints" series. I don't want to put words in your mouth, so I'll as you directly - do you care about "Cockyboys' All Saints?"

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