The Smoking Hot Naked Running At Toskilde Festival Is All Uncut Cocks And Pretty Dudes

Did anyone else have the best Fourth of July weekend ever? I stayed at a house in Truro outside of Provincetown, and for all three days that I was there, went swimming in different ocean beaches before taking dips in the rejuvenating clear freshwater ponds. I finished things off with great food, plenty of drinks, and partying with my best friends. Why am I randomly bragadouching on? BECAUSE THIS MONDAY FUCKING SUCKS AND I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE AT WORK IN CHICAGO. I BELONG ON THE CAPE GODDAMMIT.

Lol anywayz. I'm assuming I'm not the only one having a difficult reentry today, so I wanted to bring you guys a post to turn your frown upside down and then stick a dick in it. Ya know? But what. What post could possibly turn the day after a vacation into a win? Maybe... super sexy Danish dudes with flopping uncut cocks and lickable toned bods? Might be crazy enough to werk!

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Today's pics are from the 2019 Roskilde Festival, which is billed as the largest music and arts festival in Northern Europe. One of the activities includes stripping down to your sexy ass birthday suit, slapping on some paint, and then waving around your uncut cock during some sort of race thing. Do I care who wins? Of course not. I don't have any foreskin in the game. Aw is that a smile I see? Okay ya bye.

Photo Credit: MEGA