The Swiss Biathlon Team Showed Their Super Hot And Maybe A Little Hairy Asses

 

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Ladies and gentlemen, please let me introduce the men‘s @swissbiathlon team 2019/20 🍑 #cyclingbabes #cyclinglife #biathlonlife #gunsout #landscape #avratours

A post shared by Benjamin Weger (@benjamin.weger) on May 20, 2019 at 9:45am PDT

Swiss Swiss bish! Hey that's a reference to a former pop star. Anyway the esteemed Swiss Biathlon Team shed their clothes to take this insanely hot cliffside pic that proves that biking does a body damn good. Honestly look at those tight asses! Are they even comfortable to sit on? Mine's straight up Tempur-Pedic. And that's definitely intentional. Yeah. Who wants these rock hard ass pillows? Hard. And hairy. Sweaty. Musty. Crusty.

Where the hell was I? Oh yeah, these truly epic pics (one features the front and one features the back, but neither features the peen) was posted by Benjamin Weger. He tags all but one of the guys in the Insta pic, so if you want to see if we're just scratching the Swiss ass surface, go right ahead. Some light Spotlighting tells me that this post is as good as it gets with these fellas, so make sure to soak in every last crack!

While a biathlon involves skiing and shooting guns (something everyone should try right now and not a second later) apparently the Swiss team also cycles for fun. Nude. I'm obviously not working with all the pieces of the puzzle today. So to recap: BUTTCRACKS AHHHHHH!

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