Nolan Gould Rock Climbing Proves That Clingy Basketball Shorts Are Multipurpose

 

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Watch out for flying Nolan's. #bouldering #dyno

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@free.nolo) on Jun 2, 2019 at 5:33pm PDT

Did I or did I not predict that Nolan Gould's new rock climbing-focused Instagram account would be softcore gay porn? SPOILER: I did bitches! And, it is. It's been two months since Gould launched @free.nolo, and we now have what the tops out there will consider one of Gould's sexiest Instagram posts ever (above). The twenty-year-old starlet lets his ass do the talking as he boldly scales a wall all the way to the ceiling without a harness. But what would happen if he fell?

Nothing! Because thanks to some clingy basketball shorts, we can clearly see that Gould has two butt bubbles that would definitely break his fall. Of course, so would my face. Offer's on the table Nolan. My tongue can be your spotter. Anywayz, basketball shorts are hyped for their ability to show off long flopping penis heads, but today we give thanks to the clingy polyester goodness for showing off Nolan Gould's asscrack. Basically, what can't basketball shorts do??

 

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Sweaty victory pic! Hiked out of the Grand Canyon today after a seven day rafting trip down the Colorado River. In desperate need of a shower and food other than trail mix. I'll be posting more photos on @free.nolo

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Apr 14, 2019 at 5:18pm PDT

 

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Cheat day plans. Trying to get Trader Joe's Dunkers to sponsor me.

A post shared by Nolan Gould (@nolangould) on Mar 3, 2018 at 4:02pm PST