Food For Thot: What/If Has Zero Female Nudity, But An Insane Nude Gay Threesome

The new Renée Zellweger-led Netflix soapy drama What/If has a grand total of zero boobies and woman butts, yet features some of the hottest nude and gay action of the decade. This, IMHO, is pretty fucking cool? For as much as South Park poked fun at Game Of Thrones for featuring penises, most of the male nude shots were garbagio, with the overall nudity still focused heavily on T&A&vaginé. This is true for the vast majority, if not all, of mainstream (non-Logo TV originals) shows, so when it comes to What/If, I'm a little taken aback!

#Speakingoftakingthingsonmyback... What/If has a total of five male nude scenes in its first season, with the gold star of thirstiness going to Derek Smith, Juan Castano, John Clarence Stewart. The three sexy actors passionately suck face while showing off their hot asses in the second episode, titled What Now. Blake Jenner, of Glee fame, is about as cute as they come, and he shows his plump butt cheeks in some straight scenes. It's about time studios realize that female actors can bring something to the table with their clothes on, while male actors... shouldn't. That, I believe, is today's lesson! Xoxo - Gloria Steinem

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