Oh Yeah Noah Centineo Bulged Out For New Calvin Klein Ads Too Or Whatever

Earlier this month we checked out Shawn Mendes' hottest werk to date in a new wave of super delish Calvin Klein ads, but did you know that everyone's favorite Fleshbot Gay pariah, Noah Centineo, was doing stuff then too or whatever? No you didn't. For obvious reasons. But even though you guys will be the first to point out that Noah is unsightly and just a complete drain on society, I'd still fuck him. Just the kind of guy I am. Hero? I don't like labels. But yes.

Netflix's rom-com darling showed off his amazing arms, hot hairy legs, and even subtle dick bulge while chatting about #histruth in just some white boxer briefs and a matching white tank. He also gets soaking wet for some reason. The twenty-three-year-old's ads are unfortunately spread out over like a dozen YouTube videos and Instagram posts, which means that the folks at Calvin Klein haven't caught wind that no one likes him. Shhh. We'll never tell. Check out the hottest clips and let us know if you'd touch Noah with your ten foot hole. Wait wut?

 

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“It takes an outstanding amount of courage to voice your opinion and speak truth… It takes courage that, in spite of being misunderstood, you can still speak your truth and can still go out on a limb to say, ‘This is important to me.’” — #NoahCentineo ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ See more at calvinklein.com/mycalvins ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Photographed by @mario_sorrenti ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MYTRUTH #MYCALVINS @ncentineo

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“Sometimes the greatest thing standing in our way is our reflection.” — #NoahCentineo ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ See more at calvinklein.com/mycalvins ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Photographed by @mario_sorrenti ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MYTRUTH #MYCALVINS @ncentineo

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#NoahCentineo is waCky as f**K in #MYCALVINS ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What’s your Truth? ➡️#MYTRUTH See more at calvinklein.com/mycalvins ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Directed by @jonas_lindstroem ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @ncentineo

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