If You Don’t Play Cards Shirtless WIth Your Mom Like Cameron Dallas You’re Doing It Wrong

 

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who won ?! @ginabina77

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on May 13, 2019 at 4:24pm PDT

Hollywood's snarkiest starlet Cameron Dallas just posted a couple of pics in which he's shirtless while playing cards with his mom, and can I just say #relatable? I know that I can't even begin to play cards with my mom without her going "uh uh uh, what's the rule? Shirts off, cards down." <3

Honestly this is a little fucking weird, but if Dallas disobeyed his mom's orders and wore a shirt while playing some card game called Skip-Bo, we wouldn't be discussing his sweet tits, so I guess I shouldn't question their family dynamic. Choosy moms choose tits.

In other breaking news, the twenty-four-year-old Dallas has somehow miraculously reinstated years of Instagram pics that he previously deleted for his brand reboot in October of 2018. He must have a connection at Instagram. And he might also play shirtless cards with that connection. In other other breaking news, Dallas apparently still hasn't achieved the swole af bod that he threatened this January, so basically, all's good on the Dallas front! I know you were worried!

 

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A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Jun 28, 2018 at 4:31pm PDT

 

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Who’s scared of the ocean?!

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Jun 29, 2018 at 10:44am PDT

 

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⛑ safety first kids

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Oct 11, 2017 at 6:16pm PDT

 

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" give me more feeling & attitude " - @justinrcampbell

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Jul 16, 2017 at 4:41pm PDT

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