Flashback Friday: The Full Nudity In “Naked Boys Singing” Is Insane

Do New Yorkers really get to have EVERYTHING. Apparently to this day a long-running (since 1999) off-Broadway vaudeville-style review called Naked Boys Singing is dazzling and delighting audiences with vocals, dancing, and cocks and balls. Here's the jizz-st of the show from its website:

This well-natured musical revue features eight actors who sing and dance in their birthday suits (well, they’re fully naked 90% of the time, to be exact). There’s no plot, really, just a bunch of skits and songs about gay life and male nudity—silly ditties about topics like circumcision and getting aroused in public as well as more emotional songs about finding love.

You can get tickets here, or you can just check out this super random movie version of the performance released in 2007! The Internet is so weird and wonderful. Over a decade ago someone had the bright and tight idea to bring the sexy fully nude men of Naked Boys Singing to the small screen (surely for strictly non-masturbatory purposes) with a DVD release. And, well, here it is. Hey, if you want topical news go to Anderson Cooper's OnlyFans.

Side note: If you had to guess, exactly how much fucking goes on with these guys after rehearsals? I'm surprised their buttholes aren't falling off all over the stage. Lol bye.