So Riverdale Is Still Gay As Holy Hell. Any Other News?

The fact that Riverdale has added yet another shirtless scene featuring quarter-Samoan faux-ginger creamboat K.J. Apa is so non-newsworthy that I'm honestly open to any conversation topics other than a shirtless K.J. Apa flexing his muscles at a boxing weigh in like talent scouts from Bromo.com are present. Seen any good movies? Any good finds at Norstrom Rack lately? RuPaul's Drag Race girls you're rooting for? Seriously!

While the extent to which this latest shirtless Apa scene from Riverdale - on the episode titled Jawbreaker - isn't news might make you think that I'd take the editorial high road and abandon it altogether in favor of a post that isn't wildly anemic, I just can't quit Apa!

Yes, we've seen the visible penis outline homoerotic wrestling and yes we've Apa get sprayed down by an officer's thick white foam in juvie. But if I'm not mistaken, Apa's titties are visible in this latest episode, so, here we are. So while you will see literally nothing new today, hopefully you will look deep into K.J. Apa's stinky hairy flexing man pits and find something special. Wow I should delete this.

See the full scene here