Taron Egerton’s Bulge And Thigh Meat In Latest Pic Are All For Elton John

 

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Happy Birthday, @eltonjohn . You are just about the most extraordinary person I’ve ever met. In honour of your birthday, here’s a photo of me (as you) in some hot pants.

A post shared by Taron Egerton (@taron.egerton) on Mar 25, 2019 at 8:27am PDT

While Elton John is one of the most prolific gay recording artists of all time, and while he's dominated the charts and pop culture for decades, you can't help but feel like his career is just now peaking. Because if peaking isn't having the super adorable Taron Egerton dress up like porn you to wish you a happy birthday, I don't know what the hell is!

Egerton is set to portray Elton John in the biopic Rocketman, and celebrated his inspiration's birthday by stretching the hell out of some hot pants with what we can only assume is a debilitatingly large penis and balls. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. We also get a great look at the twenty-nine-year-old's enviable thighs and stupendously hot and hairy chest and belly. This pic will have you saying - Goodbye yellow dick load! RITE LADIES.

 

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A true fantasy... @rocketmanmovie @paramountpics @eltonjohn A great honour to be shot by the amazing @david_lachapelle xxx

A post shared by Taron Egerton (@taron.egerton) on Feb 19, 2019 at 7:52am PST

Photo Credit: Mr. Man