Antoni Porowski Stays Awake For Shirtless Picture

 

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Gone summer and a thirst for fall.

A post shared by Antoni Porowski (@antoni) on Sep 29, 2018 at 10:59am PDT

According to Instagram, I know 19 people who follow tired looking guacamole kind of chef Antoni Porowski, which means I probably need new friends. And need to start a new life and change identities altogether. I'll be Chad Gelmore. Republican zealot. Possibly Morman. Definitely polyamorous. And obviously closeted. Jesus I don't want to write about Antoni Porowski.

According to the Netflix series Queer Eye, if you can mash together avocados and keep your eyes kind of open for more than five seconds at a time, then you can be famous. In walks Porowski, who has achieved the former and is still working on the latter. ZzzQuil addiction is real and the stigma needs to stop people! Wake up. Literally. I guess Porowski took of his shirt on Instagram and he works out, so here we are (picture above.) It's like staring at a severely bored Christian Bale recovering from the flu. And it just works!

 

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