Shirtless Joe Jonas Has The Zaddy Bod You Didn’t Know You Needed

 

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Happy birthday JoJo

A post shared by Sophie Turner (@sophiet) on Aug 12, 2018 at 7:01pm PDT

To paraphrase the Harry Chapin song - I'm gonna be inside you, zad, you know I'm gonna be inside you! After looking like shredded CGI man wheat for his iconic Guess photoshoot in January of 2017, Joe Jonasty's bod stopped being polite, and started getting real in February 2018, when he debuted a sorta dad bawdie awdie awdie for the Gawdie awdie awdies! Wow, I just reread that sentence. And the one before that. I promise I'm not tweaking.

Instead, I'm leaking over this sexy new Instagram vid posted by Jonasty's fiancé Sophie Turner! Joe celebrated his twenty-ninth birthday by jumping off a boat with his pals and gal, and the evidence reveals that his sorta dad bod is still alive and well. From gym rat to a literal father. I think this is a super sexy ~lewk~ for Joe, and I just wish that he posted shirtless more snaps on Instagram. Do you want to give him a Joe job? Spillz!