Beau Mirchoff’s Dick Pics Reveal Biggest Erect Dick Head To Shaft Ration You Will Ever See

A little insider tip is that Google prioritizes headlines that are sixty characters or less, but for this post, fuck it. The big news isn't just that Beau Mirchoff's dick pics are here, but also that he has the wildest erect dick head to shaft ratio you will probably ever see in your life, and I'm going to shout it from the damn rooftops!

The dreamy green-eyed Mirchoff appeared in Scary Movie 4, the amazing flick Flatliners, The Fosters, and more, but his role of a lifetime truly is that of a dick pic-er on the Gay Internet. The role every celeb should audition for! Pretty much every inch of Beau's bod is covered in a blanket of fuzz (and if you like your peaches extra fuzzy, you're in for a real juicy treat) and he has hot dangly balls that just need a good gargling.

And then there's the erect dick head to shaft ratio. No words will describe the magnificence of what you're about to see, so without further ado, hit the link below! Trust me, you won't feel... shafted.

Head HERE for the pics