Cameron Dallas Bulge And MAJOR Pit Explosion That You WILL LIKE

June 29, 2018
HIS_EXCELLENCY

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Jun 28, 2018 at 4:31pm PDT

For a bunch of guys used to having things shoved down your throat, I sure am having a tough time getting you to swallow Cameron Dallas! The sassiest starlet around dazzles and delights with pube and pit pic after pube and pit pick, and yet some of you are still hung up on the fact that he has no skills or God-given talent in any capacity. Well guess what. Neither do I. Does that mean I don't deserve love either? Don't answer that.

Anyway, if I was ever going to be able to sell you on Dallas, it would be today, because the twenty-three-year-old just went Insta apeshit by posting a slew of pics featuring his famed hairy pits, tightest twinkiest bod in the biz, and even his Dolce & Gabulge! Is Dallas a model? An actor? A singer? No one knows, and no one ever will. But we do know that he most likely has a tight pink butthole with your name all over it! So for the last time, open up and take it all in, you bitches ;)