Um, Have You Heard Of Mateo Lanzi And His Gorgeous Cock?

If there's one thing that the world can never have enough of it's whorey guys with amazing bodies and dicks, which, as I've stated, is pretty much the founding principle of Tumblr. The preferred social media platform for perverts recently brought a certain Mr. Mateo Lanzi to my attention. Lanzi, interestingly, happens to mostly show his stuff on the preferred social media platform for perverts with budgets, Only Fans. And now he's on the preferred website for perverts with low morals, Fleshbot Gay. Crazy world!

I basically don't know a damn thing about Mateo Lanzi, and it looks like all of his tweets are simply automated updates from his Only Fans account. According to his Instagram he loves photography. When his balls are the subject, so do I! We also know that Mateo's one of the most fuckable things since sliced bread (don't you judge me,) hails from Lyon, France, and has a gorgeous body and uncut cock complimented by delish body hair. What else... is there.

A post shared by ???. M a t e (@mateo_lanzi) on Apr 25, 2018 at 10:58am PDT

Above are the few snippets of goodness we have from our stunning rando de jour (who I'm categorizing under Pornstars because that dick deserves it.) To see the rest of what he has to offer head to his Only Fans. Do any of you know Lanzi? Am I just out of the man whore loop? Are you reading this Mateo? Are you into bloggers who look more like Michael Cera than Michael Cera does? Call me!

H/T: Itsalekz