Adam Rippon And Gus Kenworthy Shirtless Taint Melters In New Shoot

Ow. My taint is literally sliding down my thigh after being obliterated by this insanely sexy new shoot featuring Gus Kenworthy and Adam Rippon! The two out Olympians forged a friendship at the 2018 PyeongChang Winter Olympics, with their shared interests being cock and being insanely hot and photogenic. Hot begets hot. Not begets not. Twat begets twat. I don't think I know what begets means.

While Rippon and Kenworthy have posed for a number photos in their winter and red carpet garb, this is the first time that we're seeing the two beauts together shirtless, and it is do. ing. it. for. MEH. The duo is giving old-school Hollywood glam, and you half expect Rock Hudson to come into the frame and lay down some maj pussy. Rippon and Kenworthy's expressions are particularly adorable here, and obviously their bods are just absurd. While Kenworthy's fuzzy tits are like, his thang, we usually don't get to see Rippon with chest hair, and it's definitely the look. I'm telling you. This is 1950's closeted Mad Men private photo that goes public decades later tinged with sadness realness! You know what I mean.

Here's what Kenworthy has to say to Out about his life in the closet:

I didn’t have the best Olympics experience first time around in Sochi. I felt like a fraud. I wasn’t being myself. I had a boyfriend at the time that I wasn’t telling anybody about; and I wasn’t out to my parents. And then post-games every interviewer asked me, ‘Who’s your celebrity crush? What’s your type of girl? What’s your ideal date?’ And I was just lying. And I hated myself for it. So to be in Pyongchang, and get to walk into this huge stadium as myself, as an out gay man, and do it alongside Adam was the biggest, best moment of my entire life. And that was why it was so important for me to find him. Because I felt like we had the same story, and I wanted to share the opening ceremony moment with him. It was the highlight of my entire games in my head.

And here's Rippon on h8ers:

I would always get a pit in my stomach every time there were somebody on social media with an American flag in their name. The most consistent message I got was, ‘I hope you fail, I hope you fall; I’ve never cheered against someone in my entire life.’ That somebody could go out of their way to say they’re proud of their country and that they love it, and they’re a patriot, and then turn around and taunt their athletes is incredibly disrespectful. They’re the opposite of a patriot. You don’t represent America. You represent you and your family and your small minded whatever. That’s not American.

Well I hope you fall too. Right onto my face. Are you guys loving this budding friendship? Let us know!