While we like to think of Fleshbot as a consumer guide of sorts, the truth is that we're well aware that we're not very helpful if you're in the market for things like cookware, office furniture or methamphetamine ingredients instead of, say, a foot fetish simulator or the latest in hot ATOGM action. So we're glad to welcome Consumerist into the fine family of Gawker Media sites: just in time for the holidays, it's full of helpful tips and tricks like where you can score some Xbox 360s in bulk (hint: you can't!),