We're not sure where the anonymous movie buff who tipped off Page Six earlier this week about new James Bond Daniel Craig's "quite impressive" wares got his or her information from (or what his or her standards are for "impressive"); based on these screencaps from his appearance in 2000's "Some Voices" posted by our pals at the WOW Report today, we'd call the goods average at best. Still, we have absolutely no problem with Craig sexing up Bond's image by appearing in as many nude scenes as possible in his new role; after all, we've all had to sit through endless acres of Bond Girl boobage all these years, so maybe some full-frontal male action is just what the franchise needs to get those of us in the penis-loving demographic filling theatre seats when "Casino Royale" is released later this year.
· "Posting Bond" (worldofwonder.net)
· "A Size Too Small" (NY Post)
Photo evidence in question after the jump.
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Update A reader also sent us these caps from "Love Is The Devil" for further study—thanks E.!
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Previously: Colin Farrell Cock Clips, Robbie Williams' Full Frontal (Not), Frontal Impact, Male Celeb Crotch Grabs