America’s Next Top Bondage Chef

Beware of the ides of March ... and gimmicky reality shows that attempt to break new ground in taste and plausability. Tonight, the producers of Bravo's "Top Chef" will fully exploit its San Francisco loaction with a field trip to the venerable Mr. S. Leather Store. The video teaser for "Food of Love" looks fun, that is, until certain contestants show up shirtless: Miguel's costume (or lack thereof) will either ruin your appetite or say "fuck it" and plunge head first into his ice creamy goodness. Richard at Proceed at Your Own Risk presents a gallery of NSFW images from production day showing a typical afternoon of Bay Area queers engaging in fetish play, oral sex and milking before the chefs cum in the kitchen. (Note to culinary neophytes: "Handballing" is not a French confectionary technique.)-RM/JD

· "Bravo Out Gays Everyone and All of Us" (galleries @ rjr10036.typepad.com)
· Top Chef Preview (bravotv.com)
· Mr. S Leather (catalog and ordering info @ mr-s-leather.com)