Boyblog Booty (Boarding) Call

August 18, 2006
ROD

We're not sure what you're doing right now, but aren't you aware of the new law that says all Americans are required to attend a screening of (Motherfucking) "Snakes On A Plane" tonight? (Hey, even avowed heterosexualist Johnny Knoxville has experienced some gayish snake action this week.) But we'll help you get a dispensation if you want: all passengers on Air Fleshbot can upgrade their tickets for a special charter flight of "Snakes in a Trouser", aka our Boyblog Booty Call. Your boarding starts now.
-RM

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We all know how much the 'mos want to recruit every athlete for our gay agenda; to that end, Towleroad has been posting high res scans of athletes in various stages of undress this week. It's all there, whether you're jonesin' for a ripped and bulging Reggie Bush, or going behind-the-scenes with pretty boy Rafael Nadal shooting a Nike spot. And yes, Christiano and Michael Phelps are there, too.

· Sportrait: Rafael Nadal, Sportrait: Reggie Bush and the Sportrait Index (towleroad.com)

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For your carryon allowance, Magmozine presents a sundry list of gayish items available on eBay like "gently used" wrestlers' tights and boxer briefs (model not included), slash art featuring freakishly endowed characters and vintage gay photos. Just make sure you leave that gel-based lube at home.

· Mscljocko's Clothing, "Nornil's Hand Painted Work" and Linglelobo's Silver Print Fotos (magmozine.com)

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Your travelling companions this week include a certain Aussiebum model who has been making the rounds across the boyblog omniverse and creating a lot of chatter. Not even we know his name (and we're bona fide modelizers-- but he seems to be getting a lot of work from the Aussies. And for the post-blog, post-gays), but you can get to know him better anyway via a free subscriptin to a video podcast that lets you enjoy galleries and video clips right in the palm of your hand.

· Aussiebum Galleries and Video Podcast (aussiebum.com)

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As far as your inflight entertainment is concerned, Queerclick upload what has to be one of their longest megaposts in quite a while featuring Marc Jr. and Nick at Amateur Straight Guys. We especially appreciate Marc demonstrating his two-hand, Boy Scout routine.

· "Marc Jr and Nick at AmateurStraightGuys.com" (queerclick.com)

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Speaking of international jet setters, porn Svengali Michael Lucas has announced an upcoming trip to Tel Aviv to "entertain" the Israeli troops and citizens. "In the tradition of American USO-style shows," reads the presser "Lucas will provide scores of Israeli soldiers with an opportunity to enjoy a live sex show." We don't think that Bob Hope or even Ann Margret could outdo this one. Head to Gay Sex Blog for details on the sex show and then hustle over to Lucas Blog for info on the movie that he will film whilst there ... along with some hot new pics of Wilfried Knight.

· "Michael Lucas Supports The Troops" (gaysexblog.net), "A Taste of What's to Come ..." and "Vote Wilfried or Spencer" (lucasblog.com)

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Your journey ends at Cesto de Gatos, the Brazilian eye candy shop who returned this week after deciding to take the summer off right after we posted about them a few months ago. Even Samuel L. himself couldn't t handle all those snakes.