Men Of Mortuaries Calendar

To all the gays who spent five seasons ogling the Fisher siblings on "Six Feet Under", there's nothing particularly oxymoronic about the phrase "sexy mortician" (even if neither Peter Krause nor Michael C. Hall ever took their shirts off as much as we would've liked them to)—but the 2007 Men of Mortuaries calendar is still different enough in its subject matter to set itself apart from all those naked rugby player calendars that are already jockeying for position on your wall next year. The calendar features twelve funeral directors from around the country posing in shirtless shots that "range from campy to downright bizarre, with plenty of dark humor thrown in"; unfortunately, there's little by way of preview material on the ordering site, so we guess we'll just have to order a copy on faith. Then again, we don't really know what happens to any of us once that casket is lowered into the ground either ...

· Men of Mortuaries 2007 Calendar (menofmortuaries.com)
· "Dead Sexy" (nydailynews.com)

Previously: America's Heroes 2007 Calendar, Italian Firemen Rugby Calendar, Dieux Du Stade 2007, (More) Naked Rugby Players (Again)