Mr. Ease: The Anal Relaxant For Your Ears

While the makers of Mr. Ease make great claims for the "natural", "herbal", and allegedly non-anaesthetic properties of their product, we can't in good conscience recommend any kind of anal relaxant due to some sage advice our resident sexpert Violet Blue has on on the subject: "If it hurts you're either going too fast, you need more lube, the item is too big, you're not aroused enough, or you're not really in the mood." Doesn't sound pretty, does it? What we can recommend (and which sounds a lot better), however, is their promotional EP that's on sale on iTunes, which as far as we know is the first anal relaxant-related digital music download in the history of either medium (and no, anything by Sylvester doesn't count since it merely suggests poppers instead of referencing them directly). So next time you're in a tight situation, just take deep breaths and remember that there are more effective herbal products out there that can help you relax all over too ... even if they usually don't come in convenient spray form.

· Mr. Ease by LubeXXX (mens-only.com)
· "Get In Touch With Mr. Ease" (EP sample and download @ iTunes Store)