Boyblog Booty Call: Go East, Young Men

March 30, 2007
JONNO

Ah, China. It seems like just yesterday you were executing your own people in flagrante delicto. But it didn't take some little paper scroll inside a fortune cookie to remind you that the squeaky wheel gets the lube! Fast forward seventeen years and—pow!—iIt's almost time to coronate you with the 2008 Summer Olympics. So in honor of this historic juggernaut coming our way, we thought we'd wrap things up with a look back at some of the less, er, murderous images from the week from our friends East of the Hawaiis.

Pack your bags and ease on down that Silk Road with this week's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the extended non-occidental boy blog omniverse after the jump. -VH

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Nowadays, we expect our favorite hip hopsters to have distinctly fabulous upper bodies. (That way when we're masturbating, we don't have to go all Nip and Tuck on those mental images.) But it's even more fabulous when the rapper is masturbating alongside you! And thanks to this video of Mr. World Philippines finalist Niko Arellano over at Miong21, that's one less solo session with that completely exaggerated memory from back in tenth grade we'll have to suffer through. (Okay, so the video was posted back on March 6th. But you didn't think that would stop us from bringing it to your attention, did you?)

· Niko Arellano - Hiphop Bro (miong21.blogspot.com)

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Speaking of people we'd like have ravish us, ManilaGayGuy has a piece on Century Superbod contestant Alizon Andres that begs the question: What are the requirements for Filipino citizenship? (Just one thing, Ali. That frilly, pink and white number? Third pic down in the photo set? Uh-uh.)

· "Alizon Andres, next Superbod?" (manilagayguy.com)

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A picture is worth a thousand words, right? Let's pair it down to seven: Coy cute almost naked guy with soccerball. Now, Fundoshi's blog is in Japanese so to the untrained Western eye his posts can seem ... what's that word? Indecipherable. But really, does everything have to revolve around text? That's just so logocentric. (And besides when Almost Naked Soccer catches on like wildfire, you'll be speechless anyway.)

· Fundoshi's Blog: Asian Jocks, Models, and More (blog.livedoor.jp/fundoshi)

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OK, so the Czech Republic isn't an Asian country. (Not yet, anyway.) But Jakub Stefano is still back! And with him comes that jumbled syntax, wacky stream-of-consciousness and crazy philosophical waxing we've come to love. Oh, and the latest picture of him almost completely naked on the couch ain't bad either. Besides, who couldn't resist the charms of a man that likes to use a bracket instead of a closing parenthesis in his smiley face icons? As Jakub poignantly reminds us: "I think I can't judge myself."