The Banana Club: Ripe For The Picking

We like to think that in addition to having its own personality, shape, heft, width, and slant, every penis in the world has its own theme song as well. (Our, in case you were wondering, is "Holiday" by Madonna, though on occasion we've heard distinct strains of "Yakety Sax" in the background as well.) If the specimens in this gallery of dicks which all share a distinctively perky upward (or downward) lilt to them came with a collective soundtrack, we'd imagine it to be something light and tropical, though not too fruity—like maybe something with a reggae beat or steel drums or something. Because, you know, something sung by a giant yellow chick in a frilly skirt with fruit on top of her head would just be too darn gay.

· The Banana Club (imagevent.com. via the delightfully named Surplus Of Men)