David Beckham, Still Not Nude

We hope most of our readers are savvy enough to know that when something on teh internets sounds too good to be true, it probably is—or isn't, as the case may be in this "David Beckham Frontal Nude" courtesy of a hard working Photoshop artist with some mad cut and paste skills and an admirable case of wishful thinking. We were tipped off immediately by the fact that the head seems just slightly too small in proportion to the rest of the body, as well as that Beck's distinctive tats look more drawn on his limbs than inked into his flesh. As for the QueerClick reader who claims it's a fake because "David Beckham is known to be circumsised" ... well, we're guessing only Victoria Beckham, Rebecca Loos, and the several hundred bloggers and gossipistas who have speculated on the matter know for sure.

· "David Beckham Frontal Nude" (queerclick.com)

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Previously: Beckham's Porn Double?, Beckham In Briefs, Fake Becks Nudes, Beckham's (Too) Close Shave