Flashbot Fleshback: What Would Your Mother Say If She Knew You Were Here?

So what did we learn this week ...

· National Masturbation Month is here ... but be careful what you wish for.
· Janine does love Jenna after all. Well, it's about time.
· Hillary Scott wants you to have a better asshole. Because she cares.
· It takes a lot of balls to play golf with pornstars.
· Glory holes are a tricky business, so don't go into the situation blind.
· The air sex we never thought was possible.
· Gay men having sex on television? We wouldn't believe it if it wasn't true.
· Japanese porn explained for you ... again. Now don't ask anymore questions.
· Name your sex act, even if nothing you've ever done in bed before fits that description.
· The secret to finding the right Page 3 girl is just a slide rule away. Now, if only we knew how to use a slide rule.