Arpad Miklos Does Paper Magazine

Paper Magazine's JD Ferguson has been getting more out of pornstars with his new series of quickie interviews than some journalists do in an entire feature article, and the latest featuring Fleshbot crush object emeritus and "the industry's most infamous manly-man, Hungarian-born and New-York-City-based" Arpad Miklos doesn't disappoint. After several answers that indicate an obvious obsession with Hillary Clinton, Arpad stops the teasing and describes his ideal manmate: "Actually a wide scale of men ... face and personality are very important to me. I prefer hairy; can't stand shaved ... And I prefer over 30" Sounds like we're a perfect match already; now all we have to do is figure out a way to slip him our number without seeming too, you know, creepy or something. (We're proud of our professional standards, you know.)

· JD Ferguson Presents: Arpad Miklos (papermag.com)

Previously: Erik Rhodes Does Paper Magazine, Arpad Miklos Needs A Hug, Arpad Miklos Fans, Everything You've Always Wanted To Know About Hungarian Gay Porn, But Were Afraid To Pronounce, Chi Chi LaRue's "When Bears Attack"