Ben Andrews: The Dildo

One of the things we like to daydream about when we think of Fleshbot Crush Object™ Ben Andrews is spending a quiet evening at home with him watching America's Next Top Model and sharing a whole pint of Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk together. (Why not?) However, Ben lives way too far away from us to make that dream a reality—not that he returns our phone calls anyway—and we really don't need to be eating any Ben & Jerry's products if we're going to fit into that tiny silver spandex number when the White Party rolls around next year. So what's a lonely and besotted porn fan to do?

Thanks to the genius marketing department at Lucas Entertainment, we'll no longer be spending any more Wednesday evenings at home watching Tyra by ourselves (even if we're going to be waking up very, very sore come Thursday morning):

The biggest dick in the industry is now yours to own--Ben Andrews' Dildo!

"I'm so excited to finally have my very own dildo," says the Lucas exclusive, currently starring in the Lucas Entertainment breakthrough comedy hit "The Intern" and in the sex-filled "Cruising Budapest 2: Ben Andrews." "I can't wait to see it in stores."

Meticulously cast from his very own 11-inch uncut member, Ben Andrews' Dildo is available for a suggested retail price of $69.95. The dildo is available at LucasEntertainment.com for a special price of $59.95.

Made of non-toxic, hypo-allergenic silicone, the dildo is dishwasher safe and includes a suction cup on its base--perfect for hands-free action.

What the press release doesn't tell you, however, is just how big an 11 inch slab of silicone really is. Since we couldn't find anyone here at Fleshbot Central who was willing to do a size demonstration using their own tender orifices, we thought we'd try to give you a sense of what you're in for by photographing it next to some other larger-than-life icons:

Ben Andrews Dildo and the Eiffel Tower

Ben Andrews Dildo and the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Ben Andrews Dildo and Janice Dickinson's landmark 2002 autobiography "No Lifeguard On Duty"

· Ben Andrews' Official Dildo (ordering information @ lucasentertainment.com)