“Agua” Is Brazilian For “Magic Big Dick Potion”

When we first saw the cover of AMG Brasil's brand new "Agua", we couldn't help thinking about all the other similarly titled beach porn romps and softcore beefcake extravaganzas that have trickled our way before. Then we noticed that the title — which, as the definition on the back cover helpfully explains, is a Portuguese noun meaning "water" (who knew?) — was not only spelled differently, but seemed to have some connection to the outsized Speedo snake being sported by cover model Marcelo Mastro. Could plain old Brazilian H20 really be the true magic dick-expanding potion that all those V1ag3a spammers have been teasing us with this whole time? After all, we can't figure out why else practically every model in this DVD happens to be so well endowed if it's not because of something in the water supply down there. Who needs flouride anyway?

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· AMG Brasil's "Suruba: Agua" (DVD info @ shopping.netsuite.com)

· AMG Backlot (studio blog @ amgstudio.com)

· See also: "Gay Porn Sneak Peek: Suruba: Agua, AMG Brasil" (gaypornblog.com, who also thinks there's something in the water)

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Previously: AMG Brasil: An American Porn Star In Rio, AMG Brasil: Live From Rio, Part Three, AMG's Bible Revival Porn: "Suruba: Pecado", Exclusive: AMG Brazil's "Tropicus" Preview