Slick It Up Owner Sells Ass For $29.99

Teens who are growing up gay these days have a hell of a lot more homo role models to look up to than we did: there are gay soap opera characters and gay pop stars and gay Hollywood actors and gay television news anchors (er, or so we've heard). One thing we're all still missing out on, however, is the kind of gay pinup posters our heterosexist brethren got to slap all over their bedroom walls: you know, the type you used to find at Spencer Gifts circa 1983 that showcased a pair of glistening beer-soaked 36Ds slathered all over a white Lamborghini.

Well, Dave at spandex fetish gear SlickItUp.com has set out to change all that: when his friends found him a (yes) white Lamborghini to pose with, he cast himself as the model, put on a starred 'n' striped thong, cracked open a few cases of Bud, and sent us the pictures below. We are so totally putting these up in our dorm right next to our roommate's Hawaiian Tropic babe poster. Who cares what he says when he gets back from Spring Break?

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