Hillary Will Not Be Fielding This “Midnight Booty Call”

Holy crap, we love Big City Video. Like, if Big City Video were a person instead of a limited liability company located on West 40th Street in Manhattan, we'd totally marry it. What has made us so ga-ga, you ask? What has made us so willing to spread for a corporate entity we've never even met? Take a look at the cover of its newest release, "Midnight Booty Call", and we'll tell you!

See, Big City has porn worked out to a science--and by "science", we mean an InDesign template. Just compare this DVD cover with the last one we checked. Notice the similarities? Very little copy, two hung guys on the cover, and a backend that pays subtle homage to collage artists of the Victorian era. They're sexy and consistent, which always makes us want to grab our ankles. And with names like "Iraq", "Clover", and--we kid you not--"Felony", Big City's cast list leads like an even lower-rent male version of "Flavor of Love". (As Flav Himself would say, Wooooooooow!)

Best of all, though, Big City is straight up badass. Yeah, they've got a horse-hung thug/Maori warrior staring at you on the cover--you gonna do something about it? And sure, they know the title of their film is "Midnight Booty Call" and they still use a clock on the cover that reads 1:50, But they don't care. You gonna bitch at a piece of ass like that for being an hour and 50 minutes late? We sure as hell aren't.

Just close your eyes and think of Brooklyn, baby.

· "Midnight Booty Call" (DVD info + trailer @ BigCityVideo.net)