Amateur Videos Of The Week: Because Sometimes Jerking Off Is An Art Form

It's Friday, and that can only mean one thing: we're still hung over from Thursday! Also: we're lazy! Therefore, in the great tradition of pre-weekend sloth, we present--disco beat, please!--Fleshbot's Possibly First-Ever, Possibly Weekly, Amateur Video Roundup, featuring half a dozen videos that have brought us to tears and other bodily fluids (bile included) during this interminable work week. If you ration them out and view one every eight hours, they'll last all weekend long! Or you could just race through them like the crazy fap-monkey we know you are. And now, in no particular order ...

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1. Freudian Slip of the Week: HottieKyle

We found this vid in Xtube's straight section, but the title reads "Just a Quicky on my Coach". We've had similar thoughts, believe us. But then, maybe he was talking about his Coach bag. Which would, of course, be even gayer.

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2. Hot Straight Guy In Action: This One
The video has been around for a while, but it was just reposted by an anonymous YouPorn user, and it's kinda like that Yaz album Upstairs at Eric's: you think you've heard it too many times already, but it still knocks your cocks off every time. We just watched the first few minutes, when the chick seems incidental and he's looking right at the camera with that "You like that, huh?" expression, and, well, that was all she wrote. (FYI, he does it again when the doggie stuff starts up.) Melting over here!

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3. Art Project of the Week: DalinaTV and his/"her" 52+ days of chastity

If we were the betting sort, we'd wager it's Ron Athey behind that Master Lock, or possibly Damien Hirst. But then we're the kind of gays who go to casinos for the shows.

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4. Hot Comeback of the Week: Ourson66

'Cause we always do a little pagan dance when bears come out of hibernation.

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5. America's Next Top Model Fan of the Week: Machito, as posted by Moondoggy02116

'Cause anybody who talks about their signature walk, color, fragrance or anything else deserves to be in the running toward something.

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6.Most Unfortunate Camera Angle of the Week: 120voltz

The dude is seriously hot, but we can't enjoy it because (a) our necks are hurting and (b) one of our interns just knocked over a party-size bottle of lube when he tried to rotate his CRT. Won't somebody please think of the Fleshbot staff?

(Any nominations for next week's round? Send 'em our way!)