Fleshbot Reader Contest: Rebranding Raging Stallion’s “The 4th Floor”

Team Fleshbot is (mostly) in agreement that there's something off about the cover for Raging Stallion's new release, "The 4th Floor". Yes, the men are hot (Logan McCree, won't you please gaymarry us?) and yes, the camerawork looks amazing. But something's just not working for us, and we're pretty sure it's the title. To judge from the official studio copy blurb, it sounds like the film is set on the fourth floor of some building somewhere. But that hardly counts as a plot, now does it? So the only reason we can think of why someone would choose a title like "The 4th Floor" is because (a) it sounds vaguely menacing, and (b) since numbers generally precede letters in alphabetized lists, "The 4th Floor" would appear near the top of all "new release" lists. (Yeah, it sounds pretty sloppy to us too.)

So we're taking it upon ourselves to rename the damn thing--and judging from that "For Your Eyes Only"-style cover, we think it ought to have a more James Bond-ish title. And because we're lazy in addition to being testy and presumptuous, we're asking you to do the work for us!

Submit your own ideas for a new, more appropriate title for the DVD based solely on the box cover images in the comments below--and don't forget that we're looking fos something catchy, sexy, Bond-y, raunchy, and tattoo-y. (Or at least three outta five.) Winner(s) will get some very special "alone" time in the Fleshbot Video-On-Demand Theatre, and we know how much you love that. So get cracking with those "Octopussy" puns, y'all!

• "The 4th Floor" (via TLA Video)