Fleshbot Fortune Cookie Questionnaire: Jake Dakota’s Dreams Of Happiness (In Bed)

In honor of everyone's favorite madeleine-snarfing homosexualist icon Marcel Proust, we're proud to present a new feature here at Fleshbot: a series of interviews with porn stars of all varieties, from twinks to bears to ingénues to sexperts and everyone in between. Of course we tried to add a little spice to the traditional "Vanity Fair"-style Proust Questionnaire and looked to the crunchy goodness and forbidden carbs of Chinese fortune cookies for inspiration. Because srsly, when have we ever left well enough alone? Our first subject is fuzzymuscle heartthrob Jake Dakota, who was more than willing to be our submissive little gerbil guinea pig. Learn all about what makes him tick, moan, and cum after the jump.
. . . What is your dream of happiness (in bed)? 10" each on 3 or 4 hot guys in my bed ready to do what they are told.

What quality do you most admire in a man (in bed)? His ability to shut the fuck up!

What quality do you most admire in a woman (in bed, if applicable)? Ewwww!

What is your favorite virtue (in bed)? A man's love for good head.

What is your favorite vice (in bed)? Smoking… cock that is!

What is your best characteristic (in bed)? Giving the "FUCK ME HARDER" face and having it work 100% of the time.

What is your biggest flaw (in bed)? Hmmmm… yeah can't think of one.

Which talent would you most like to have (in bed)? Being able to suck my own dick, down to my balls.

What to would be the greatest of misfortunes (in bed)? What do you mean there's no more lube?!?

Who is your favorite musician (for bed)? Rob Thomas has nailed my ass countless times in my head … damn I just got hard!

What is your favorite color (for a bedroom)? "Blush and Bashful", or is it "Pink and Pink?" Shelby… M'Lynn…anyone?

Who is your favorite real-world hero (in bed)? From my planet or this one?

Who is your favorite fictional hero (in bed)? I'd love to see just how much Superman is packing.

What are your favorite names (in bed)? "Bitch", "Fucker", "Who are you again?" They all work for me.

What is it you most dislike (in bed)? Being alone.

What is your most marked characteristic (in bed)? Making them choke on it!

What natural gift would you most like to possess (in bed)? Endless orgasm… I want to cum for hours!

What do you consider your greatest achievement (in bed)? I would say six guys so far… looking to take on 7 if anyone is interested!

What is your motto (in bed)? Brown chicken brown cow! (God, I hope ya'll get that one—just say it fast.)

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