Everything You’ve Always Wanted To Know About Hakan Serbes: “Every Gay Men’s [sic] Dream Come True”

This YouTube user's outstanding (and outstandingly lengthy) homage to straight porn hunk Hakan Serbes is notable for three things: (1) its weird way of blocking out every ladypart with topographical maps; (2) its blow-by-blow recap of the infamous, totally homoerotic MMF scene Hakan does with Nacho Vidal in "Face Dance Obsession"; and (3) its charmingly clunky English-as-a-Second-Language description: "Hakan is the 'Babe' of gay men. They have been looking forward for some kind of Hakan's buttholes get pounded by some horny sexy gay rascals." You damn sure got that right. Catch a glimpse of the weirdness—and Hakan's legendary ass—before YouTube gets prim and shuts down the fun. (And if they do end up pulling the video? Well, we'll see what we can do to repost it. In the meantime, you might want to rent "Face Dance Obsession" and watch that last scene. We promise you won't even notice all the ladyparts.)*. . . *Update Well, what do you know: YouTube did end up pulling the video after all. Good thing we saved it for you before it disppeared ... "Hakan Serbes - Every Gay Men's Dream come True" Part 1: Part 2: See also: • Hakan @ Smutjunkies • Hakan Serbes @ Wikipedia