Office Wank Roundup: Hot Co-Workers Work (It) For The Weekend

August 22, 2008
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Between the battle for the coffee machine (decaf is losing!), sleep deprivation (the Olympics run late, y'all!), and the cone of uncertainty hovering over Fleshbot South, we could really use a break about now--you know, something to get our minds off the daily grind and on to the bump and grind. Luckily for us (and you!), a few cubicle farmers out there have had the same idea, and they've gotten a jump on the weekend by doing the nasty at their very own desks. It's a little like the current trend toward staycations: instead of going someplace exotic like a public restroom or a parking lot to do the one-handed mambo, they just linger 'till everyone's left for the day, then fire one off. And they get overtime for it, even! If it weren't for the eight hours of working that come before it, we'd consider a career change ourselves.

Check out some guys we'd love to spend some extra time in the supply closet with after the jump.

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Jonny_qwest2000 is like the personal assistant we never had but always wanted: he's cute, he's organized (such a clean floor!), he's got a goodly amount of manfuzz, and he is hung like a freakin' horse. Oh, yeah: he's also prone to lay down and jack it when he thinks no one's watching. Believe us, Jonny: we're watching.

• Jonny_qwest2000's "Office Jackoff 081408" @ Xtube

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BrooklynGBM strikes us as the hard-working, hard-playing, stern taskmaster of a boss we always craved during our cubicle days. (Instead, we got indecisive Aunt Clara types who fretted every they had to choose between Equal or Sweet'N Low for the breakroom.) Not only is BrooklynGBM a hot, buttoned-down daddy, but he's ordered one of his colleagues to spurt all over his silk tie before he follows suit. And you know how we feel about suits...

• BrooklynGBM's "Cum on my suit pants" @ Xtube

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JucascBR's short-but-sweet desk wank hasn't been around that long, but it's already in heavy rotation around this particular office. What is it about the sight of a hot, beefy bear with his shirt unbuttoned, fly unzipped, jerking a fat, uncut cock that shoots thick wads of goo that gets us so excited?