“Boys Will Be Boys”: Horse Hung Football Jocks Gone Wild!

We have to admit, we don't know a whole lot of homosexualist sports enthusiasts, though some of us may pay attention to flying balls every now and then. But that might change with this week's publication of "Boys Will Be Boys: The Glory Days and Party Nights of the Dallas Cowboys Dynasty". Sure, there's a lot of stuff in there about draft pics and scrimmages and secret playbooks—which can be interesting, on occasion—but the juiciest bits revolve around hugely hung (and ragingly homophobic) defensive end Charles Haley, who apparently had a habit of whipping out his horsecock in the locker room, the weight room, and team meetings and taunting players and coaches while he stroked his stiffy. Guess all those sacks really do make you a little nuts after a while. • "Boys Will Be Boys: The Glory Days and Party Nights of the Dallas Cowboys Dynasty" (Amazon) • "Charles Haley Would Like You To Watch Him Masturbate" (kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com)