Asshats Of Our Lives: Meet Josh Peters

September 23, 2008
STURTLE

Everyone, say hello to Josh Peters! Josh Peters is a male model, and he's awfully cute! His body's nice, too! Josh Peters makes a living by showing off his body to photographers and ultimately to you, the public. And during those shoots, Josh Peters signs model releases that allow other people to use and circulate those photographs. Which means that Josh Peters doesn't have much right to complain when his pics appear on gay sites like Queerty that talk about how cute he is. And as a human being--and presumably a native speaker of English--he has even less right to say things like, "I am getting Sick [sic] of finding myself on these stupid gay sites" and call the people who post his pics "bumboys" and "faggots". (We wonder if he knows that the guy who shot much of his online portfolio is listed on this site?) So Josh Peters, if you're reading this--maybe via some future Google search for the name "Josh Peters"--we want you to know that Tyra is not always right: there are, in fact, some similarities between modeling and porn. Namely: both are forever!