Erection ’08: Our Gay Sex Tape Wish List

As Team Fleshbot huddled before the magical teletype machine for our morning news fix, we got to thinking: "Here we are deep into election season and not one sex tape of any candidate has surfaced. Clearly, someone has fallen down on the job, because given vast number of dolts running for office we feel pretty confident that at least one of them has hit the ON button in bed. Heck, even web-unsavvy John McCain should know how to operate a Super-8!" (Yes, our internal monologues tend to be that long.) Which, in turn begged the question: which politically themed sex tape would we like to see--specifically, which gay sex tape? And oh, how our wheels began to turn ...

• Larry Craig and George Michael (so many toes a' tappin!)
• Al Franken and Weird Al Yankovich (so many Als!)
• Michael Jackson and Karl Rove (could love bloom for the world's unsexiest duo?)
• James Carville and Barney Frank (surely James isn't getting it at home!)
• Bill Richardson and Vern Troyer (we love an uneven match!)
• Bill Clinton and that guy who's married to Sarah Palin (we heard that opposites attract!)
• Ron Paul solo (really, who could be good enough for him?)
• Joe Lieberman and Ralph Nader (maybe they smile during orgasms!)
• David Paterson and Gavin Newsom (best bromance ever!)
• John McCain and Clay Aiken (they totally deserve each other!)
• George Stephanopoulos and 66% of Team Fleshbot (he seems to be good with his mouth!)
• Dick Cheney and anyone (if only to prove/dispell those sizable rumors!)

(So who did we miss? Spill it in the comments!)