Please God, Let Sexercise Be America’s Next Dumb Fitness Craze

From the brilliant minds that brought you Maskurbate.com: the site for gay porn featuring Mardi Gras masks, comes a new approach to exercise, as well as sex. It's called Sexercise, naturally, and unlike those crazy bow-flex machines you buy off the durrn'd television and all that Trimspa you stock up on at Walgreen's, it won't cost you a cent! ...Unless you're doing it with a hooker.

The concept is simple: exercise while having sex. We could have sworn we came up with that once, stoned, watching Oprah. It may not be the most original concept, but luckily the site has photos and video to demonstrate some newly coined moves. Our favorite is the "brunch" (crunches while getting a blowjob). Who says working out is a pain?

· Sexercise With Jason (Maskurbate Blog via QueerClick)