Vinnie D’Angelo Tries to Laugh the Pain Away

Sometimes when people ask us a question and we know the real answer is going to make us sound like a lunatic, we do what everyone else does--we lie! Like when everyone was all, "What is that bald spot on your head?", saying "It's temporary alopecia, I have an appointment with the dermatologist on Monday," was so much easier than saying "I wondered what it would feel like if I set my hair on fire."

Well, someone needs to teach Vinnie D'Angelo this trick. When our friends at The Sword asked the Raging Stallion dreamboat about the first porn he saw, he shared a story about jerking off with his step dad when he was eight. Awk-ward! Hey Vinnie, next time someone asks this question, just use our scripted response: "I was 19 and in college and my hot muscle-bound roommate said, 'Hey can I put on a porno?' and I said, 'Sure,' but I was more interested watching him work his cock than watching the movie." See, wasn't that better for everyone? Video after the jump, with some more tidbits.

Speaking of pain, Vinnie is also trying to raise $2500 hundred on his website to pay for the medical bills he incurred from a broken ankle due to a recent sling incident accident. Like so many millions of Americans, he has no health insurance and is trying to stay out of debt. It just makes the perfect line for a Democratic stump speech: "I met a gay porn star who had to do unspeakable things to get his fans to fund his hospital bills." Or wait... on second thought, maybe this politician should follow lesson #1 and shut the fuck up.

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The Sword

·Vinnie D'Angelo Overshares (thesword.com)
·Help Vinnie Pay Medical Bill of $2,500 (vinniedangelo.com)