This Couple Sure Knows How to Turn the Heat (and Us) On

We always thought that Falcon's "exclusive couple" Aden and Jordan Jaric was a totally stupid concept. Who wants to see a committed duo fuck over and over again? After Watching "Malibu Heat," we do!

Maybe it's cause we're dying for a warm weather break from freezing cold New York, or maybe the Christmas season is finally getting to our Grinchy heart, but, for the first time, watching this couple—on screen and off—get nasty had us wanting to get a gorgeous, abtastic boyfriend of our own. In this scene, Aden finally gives it to Jordan (we hope it's only a first on screen, cause if this boy won't even bottom for Christmas and birthdays, then Aden needs to do some renegotiating), and watching their intimacy made our heart (and other things) grow three sizes that day. Speaking of three sizes, we just can't wait to see the lucky guy who gets a Jaric sandwich.

Also worth checking out is a hot scene with perennial powerbottom Roman Heart taking it all from Tyler Saint and newcomer Matt Murdoch (did he really name himself after Daredevil's alterego?!) and Noah Rivers hosing each other off. They can't hold a candle to the Jarics, but, since everyone else is alone in this world, who can?

· "Malibu Heat" (falconstudios.com)