Looking Back At The Year, One Wank At A Time

As we're sure you've all noticed, the news around these parts is pretty slow these days, so, like every other news outlet in the world, we're picking up the slack with top 10 lists!

Here are the 10 most popular "Today in Masturbation" posts for the year. And don't blame us if you don't like them, you're the ones who voted for them.

10. We're not quite sure why this post is on the list. Sure, the guy is hot, and it's a cute video, but it seems like nothing remarkable. Maybe you guys out there love average guys or something.

9. We warned you this twink was going to blow up the internet, but we had no idea it was going to be with his popularity!

8. We can't blame you for clicking on this post that show's two "straight" guys jerking off simultaneously, cause we clicked on it more than once (usually while clicking on ourselves).

7. This gigantic cum load had everyone talking. Commenters decided it's a ruse, but the jury is still out.

6. Just ask Britney Spears, there is nothing that gets attention like being bat shit insane. If this XTube favorite hasn't been caught yet, we'd love to see some more of his movies.

5. This clip from Megarotic isn't technically a "Today in Masturbation" since it's a couple of really hot guys fucking, but you're going to jerk off to it, so who really cares about rules, right?

4. This is the first gigantic load that started off our too-brief (but evidently very popular) XTube's Believe It or Not series. New Year's Resolution #1: bring the series back.

3. Here is something that every guy has thought about but only a few brave souls have tried: sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner. May this serve as an instructional video so you don't have to try it at home.

2. Gay Chicken has become one of the most viewed clips on all of XTube, no doubt thanks to your help. It's popularity is quite justified, for those who don't know that it is a commercial for a gay-for-pay amateur site, it is quite compelling.

1. Because everyone wants to see if their coworkers are the ones jerking off in the cubicle next door, this compilation is our blockbuster for the year. It may have something to do with the hot daddy in the suit getting a huge load shot all over him. Yeah, that would make you popular with us as well.