There Are Jack Fans And Sawyer Fans And Never The Twain Shall Meet

We realized watching last night's awesome season premiere of "Lost" that if you like boys, you tune in to check out Sawyer or Jack and just don't get the attraction of the other.

They are certainly two different archetypes. Josh Holloway's Sawyer is the quintessential sexy bad boy. Straight girls (and some gays) love Sawyer, because he's the man their mothers warned them about (the man our mother warned us about was the flasher in the park, and we still have a thing for trench coats). But the long hair and the lithe body isn't what the gays typically faun over. Plus, Sawyer seems like the type who would punch a 'mos lights out because he thinks they're checking him out.

Matthew Fox's Jack, on the other hand, is the kind of man that you take home to mother. He's macho, hairy, just on the right side of buff, and when he doesn't shave, he's totally a bear. He's also a cute doctor who seems like he loves to cuddle after getting fucked (yes, Jack = total bottom) and who wouldn't want to marry that? Also, after the Oceanic 6 became celebs, Jack totally did public service announcements for HRC.

So, that is why Sawyer is going to get Kate, cause he's a romance novel cover come to life. They'll go off happily into the sunset to raise Aaron while Jack...well, Jack won't miss them because he'll be hiding in the jungle with Sayid for some "male bonding."

· Jack Lost (youtube.com)
· Josh Holloway (youtube.com)