Bears Prove That They are Just Like Emo Kids

The gay world is just like a high school cafeteria with circuit boys, twinks, and meth heads instead of jocks, nerds, and stoners. In this analogy, bears take the place of emo punks.

Just look at this video, for instance. Both groups are gentle though they look gruff, love long hair and random tattoos, all look exactly the same (while trying really hard to be different than the norm)—and they both want to make sweet, sweet love rather than get down and dirty! This clip from YouTube poster Sean M. Johnson illustrates that perfectly. In video after video he has hairy gay boys rub their beards all over each other in a series of settings. They don't make out, they don't hug or fuck or even really grope each other, it's just scruff-on-scruff action.

Our friends over at BuzzFeed call it a trend, but we think it's more of an anomaly, since the only examples of the genre we could find were courtesy of Mr. Johnson. While his creations are very cute and sweet, we have a feeling that if we were a bear (and if you can tell from our picture, we're not) our video would look more like the one below.

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