This Photo Doesn’t Look Shitty, It Looks Revolutionary

No, you're not still feeling the effects of that K you snorted at the circuit party on Saturday night, this picture is in 3-D. Yes, Dominic Ford is bringing us the future of porn!

Starting with a scene featuring Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Fame Inductees Arpad Miklos and Blu Kennedy, all of the new offerings on fledgling amateur site Dominic Ford will be both in 3-D and regular, old-fashioned 2-D. Of course, like the movies at the theater, you'll have to wear special glasses while watching to get the full effect. When you sign up for the site, you'll get a special pair of glasses in the mail. Just put those bad boys on and you'll be opening your mouth trying to catch those life-like cocks in it.

Dominic Ford (who we keep confusing with "The Wire" hottie Dominic West) emailed us hismelf and said that he always intended to do a 3-D porn site, but that they had to work out the kinks of filming and streaming this type of content so that it would be of eye-popping (and boner-popping) quality. This is either a really silly gimmick that is going to be a good chuckle in a month or a whole new way to watch movies. We'll let you know which after we get our glasses and give this video a whirl.

·Arpad Miklos and Blu Kennedy in 3-D (dominicford.com)