Marco Dapper Sounds Like A Pornstar But Is, Oh, So Much More

Gorgeous model/actor Marco Dapper is like that straight go-go boy who flirts hardcore and might let you touch his ass for five dollars, but won't go all the way. God, we love that!

The star of "Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds," an Academy Award-winning (just kidding) gay film, is strutting his stuff once again in a photo shoot for lensman Bradford Rogne that captures all the old-Hollywood charm of this painfully perfect specimen's handsome face. Dapper is like a matinee idol from a different era-all square jaw and big smiles-but reimagined for our age, with his perfect pecs and rippling abs. It helps that he's sporting some neo-retro duds and basking in the campy art deco Grand Motel in sunny L.A. Go ahead and watch all you want, but remember, just like with that friendly stripper, the only dick you'll be touching at the end of the night is your own.

· Marco Dapper Shoot (youtube.com)